Artist: discommunicator
jizz~~~~
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CAN I JUST SAY THAT ASIDE FROM THE PARALLELISMS BETWEEN THE TWO COUPLES, THE SONG THAT WAS PLAYING HAD THE LYRICS
Oh, it’s so nice to be with you. I love all the things you say and do
And it’s so nice to hear you say, you’re gonna please me in every way
Honey, I got the notion you’re causing commotion in my soul
Baby, you and me have got something that’s real
I know it’s gonna last a lifetime. you better believe it,
At night I call your name, darkness fills my room,
I’m only dreaming about the time I’m gonna be with you
When I’m feeling down, you’re there to pick me up and help me to carry on
Little things mean a lot when you need a shoulder to cry on
I’m there to ease the pain and chase away the rain
Darlin’, I just gotta say Oh, it’s so nice to be with you I love all the things ya say and do
And it’s so nice to hear you say You’re gonna please me in every way
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Scott Pilgrim’s actors
HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE THIS IS PERF
OMG FUCKING THIS
(via dwarrowkings)
there’s 100 millon ppl on tumblr so if we all put in $20 we could buy tumblr for $2 billion and then yahoo couldn’t have it
PIZZA YOU’RE SO SMART
(via gerard-waysass)
So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
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(via pullthebuttplug)
WSJ reports Yahoo board has approved a $1.1 billion deal — in cash — to purchase Tumblr.
There it is.
oh hell naw.
(via surimistick)
| dean: | hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something |
| sam: | k |
| dean: | so...so it's like this all right |
| dean: | you know how i love pie the best |
| sam: | *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best |
| dean: | yeah, i always did. since i can remember. |
| dean: | and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake-- |
| sam: | you'd throw a bitch fit |
| dean: | i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking |
| dean: | anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever. |
| dean: | but imagine that one day this cake came into my life |
| dean: | this really amazing cake |
| dean: | like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate |
| dean: | plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will |
| dean: | and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now |
| dean: | and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome |
| dean: | but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again |
| dean: | i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life |
| sam: | dean wat |
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| sam: | what are you even saying |
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| dean: | i might be a little bit gay for cas |
(Source: its-blee, via dwarrowkings)